i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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