marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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