I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Randomize
