Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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