if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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