If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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