Yo dont text me then not text me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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