i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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