All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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