that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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