found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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