The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
