Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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