i don't like sucking hair
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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