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(520): View more from Arizona

she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.

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(713): View more from Texas

Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.

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(770): View more from Georgia

How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden

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(949): View more from California

Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.

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(807): View more from Ontario

your like the ambassador to my penis.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.

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