My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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