I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I had to cum in my sink.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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