once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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