Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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