just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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