just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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