I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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