I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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