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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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