): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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