Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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