windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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