it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
someone owes me an orgasm
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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