3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sorry about my life...
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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