4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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