Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
