Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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