Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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