Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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