I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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