Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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