question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
