That's intense
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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