So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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