drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
God, I missed his penis.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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