So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she smelled like a LAN party
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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