question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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