How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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