office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
