I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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