i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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