It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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