Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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