girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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