It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize