i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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