Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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