"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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