I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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